WHEN I'M CRITICISED, I TRANCE TO FRANCE

Many people do not like my crazy, silly rhymes,

My rhymes make them so mad, they want to clock my chimes,

I escape into a trance,

Where I am living in France,

In France they do not know of my linguistic crimes.

THE BIGGER THEY ARE

The bigger they are, the more they have gall,

Those wide, and heavy, and overly tall,

My arm cannot reach,

To touch them, to teach,

One slap from them, and I'm flat on the wall.

NERO DRANK TO CAPACITY

Nero drank soda pop all week long,

He would not stop, did not know it was wrong,

But, then late at night,

His bed felt not quite right,

And, his wife wrote him a bed pee pee song.