THE THREE HARPIES LIMERICKS

Three Harpies sat up in a tree,
Waiting still there just for me,
They were very rude,
They stole my barbequed food,
Now when I barbeque, they won’t let me be.

The three Harpies should go away, I wish,
They won’t leave me in peace to catch a fish,
When my bobber goes down in the lake,
Off my hook they take,
The food I need for my dinner dish.

Three Harpies got into my refrigerator today,
They ate all my food and din't offer to pay,
I now have nothing to eat,
My bankbook is deplete,
I wish those Harpies would  just go away.