LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I went doomscrolling on all the internets, and boy, did I find doom, I tried to find some good news, but on the internets, there was no room...

Every time Tim fell in love,💘💘💘 his love was unrequited,💔💔💔  Though Tim's hurt gave him great misery😿😿😿💦💦💦,Tim's love wa...

I caught a porch pirate stealing and he laughed and said, "Aye, Aye," Then he grabbed all my packages, and ran saying, "Bye, ...

Monday the 13th and I'm out of luck, No sleep so, my work day is in muck, I guzzled coffee and got wired, So much so, I got fired, And, ...