LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

It is spring and it's getting hotter, It is time to find my fly swatter, Baby flies are coming out, They will be chewing about, And, poo...

I went to hear a choir that had voices of bling, The choir was ringing bells that sung, " ring, dingy, ding" Each choir member had...

The Father of All Pumpkins 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 The father of all pumpkins came into my store, And said my pumpkin sele...

 My teacher, the incredible, Mr. Bells, Teaches hypnosis, conjuring and spells, He turned me into a pheasant, That was not very pleasant, I ...

It's a summer Saturday morn, and most of town is going rafting, Except, I am going downtown to pick up supplies, for some crafting, l ha...

Sleeping bears and snoring raccoons, Dream cool dreams, on hot afternoons, Then a walrus stops by, Bringing fish for a fry, After beer and B...

A hairy bear named Terry, wore his new, sparkling Speedo to the beach, Nobody saw Terry's Speedo, because bear hair covered the Speedo b...

I went to Suite Ste. Marie to play around the locks, As ships pulled into the locks, I dropped on them small rocks, The police came for me, ...

I went to the beach for sunbathing, but I started to cry, We were having a big, beach snowstorm on the Fourth Of July, I had an expensive su...

When the sky is full of bright stars, but distant rumblings, make you wonder, If soon the sky will be cloudy, save for flashing lightning, w...

I am very afraid, and hiding out, down deep in my digs, It's the end of summer, and people are all roasting us pigs, We kindly pigs are ...

Everyone has caught the flue, Even the little birdies, too, No one knows what to do, Who should we chose to sue, Resting in bed, it's tr...

It got so extremely cold, my collie dog could not make a bark, It got so cold, my electric car battery, died in the dark, My plastic, bottle...

My old snowblower went on the fritz, All its parts blew out in little bits, When my blower wouldn't blow, I shoveled the darn snow, I sh...

I am just a frozen popsicle on a ski, Resulting from the Polar Vortex meeting me, My jacket, all warm and tight, Could not handle Vortex mig...

There was a little Christmas beetle, that climbed down from my Christmas tree, The Christmas beetle was so cute and cuddly, that I just let ...

I went to the snow filled forest, Primeval, today, To cut down some trees, to heat my cabin until May, Used a sleigh, pulled by dogs, To bri...

Dolph, the sleigh bell, Santa reindeer, had a big, shiny tail, You could see him flying through snowstorms, and rainstorms with hail, On coc...

We all hope that enough winter nuts, we have now, squirreled, As the dark, bleak drapes of winter, cover our new world, And, ode to the snow...

It's pretty near freezing, and my socks were stolen from me, They were stolen by squirrels, to haul their nuts up their tree, As winter ...