LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I climbed up a steep hill to see what was on top, All that was there was a big bear, singing hip hop, He stopped singing when he saw me, Ask...

Fishing steelhead on the river, right at the cusp of the winter-spring, There's snow on the ground and that river sound, attractive, tha...

I went and scraped marsupials off the road today, I had to really scrape them, cause they had dried up in the clay, Consider yourself a winn...

During the winter storm, three little bears got lost in the woods, When they broke into my cabin, and ate all my pantry goods, When I went t...

I use to be a pretty pansy, and a cute daisy, too, I use to be an iris, and my big, fat flower was blue, Each year I'm a different seed,...

I stopped my pickup to see about giving a gator, aid, He was gimping down the highway, near the old pinball arcade, I asked him, "you...

Ned fell off his adult tricycle, and he hurt his big knee, Ned went to the adult hospital, and paid an adult fee, Ned took out a small home ...

I got a kite for Christmas, and I flew it behind a two horse sleigh, Every time the kite got really high, the bright sun would say, "go...

The chute on my brand new snowblower was not shooting any snow, That was in spite of my snowblower having a good grinding blow, Ice was caug...

I went to the doctor because I was in such pain, I was in so much pain, I broke a brain major vein, It just hurt and it just hurt, I took a ...

I went white water rafting, one sunny day, The river was yucky with swirling red clay, My little dog, named Gerty, Got her face all dirty, I...

Donny went river fishing in his fibreglass canoe, It had a couple of small leaks, because it was not new, Donny didn't get bites that da...

It got so cold, I asked the rats to snuggle in, In my creaky bed with the bedbugs, and my gin, We were all warm and cozy, While the outside ...

I built a cabin in a swamp, So, I'd have a place to romp, I love all the snakes and the bugs, With them it's kisses and hugs, Bu...

The big leaves were soft and gentle; a toilet paper we got for free, We bagged it up and sold each 5 lb. bag, for $29.93, My family made mon...

Today I was taken directly to jail, For possessing too many frogs in my pail, I won't be back on the bay, Until, next Saturday, Then I w...

What are my high tech skills? I put the fire in the works, My position, does have several pretty, awesome  perks, I turn a rocket at a crowd...

I traveled to the lake to fish, then I went digging in the ground, I dug down deep, thirteen feet, and big, squirming worms is what I found,...

I walked to the other side of the lake, and a lion was there, He started eyeing me real good, as did his buddy, the big bear, I took my walk...

There was a big, silly gopher, named Terry, He could not pass any red, ripe strawberry, Terry would take a bite, Which gave Terry delight, B...