LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

At deer camp, we got 16 deer, 4 goats and ten trolls, And, Ron got two garden gnomes, methinks that he stoles, And, Frederick The Peasant, T...

My mom has lived in a little, cozy, wattle house, Ever since she lost my dear dad, her devoted  spouse, She lives down by the old slurry, Th...

Soon, all the bees, will become quite dead, That is what my homeroom teacher, said, It is the hard working bees, That stick the fruit to our...

I went out canoeing this morning, and ran into a big, beaver damn, The beaver saw me and started hissing, I saw him, and thought, Easter ham...

I once knew a toad, and he was very young, He had a toad body, but a long, frog tongue, His tongue lashed out to the sky, As he caught every...

Johnny Ringneck was a pheasant, He was hunted by a peasant, Johnny dodged bird shot,  Which he did quite a lot, But, Johnny lost some fe...

Frank was bald as a marble, yet coveted thick, long hair, Frank was inspired, when he eye spied, Big Benny The Bear, Frank went hunting for ...

Although they're easy to catch protein, do not eat too many rats, They will give you big gas bubbles, and their meats are full of bad fa...

It was the earliest part of the month of May, I went drone hunting, one crystal clear, cold day, With my shotgun named, Morris And my two ho...

I spent my Christmas morning, hand feeding red apples to the deer, I petted every single deer, showing them they need not fear, My next door...

I shot a squirrel that was up in a tree, I will eat squirrel meat, when I have my tea, You know what's what's, I found his nuts, I w...

I recently, went hunting for the elusive squail, It's about 1\3rd squirrel, and 2\3rds of a quail, It has the flavor of nuts, Yet, smell...

I climbed up a tree to hunt deer with my bow, A big buck I targeted and was good to go, But, the tree where I sat, Was the home of a bat,...

Two men had a suitcase full of contraband beer, They brought it in from Canada in their trunk rear, It was good beer, but moved bowels, Best...

When the hunters at deer camp went out chasing the deer, The deer doubled back to deer camp, and drank all the beer, When the hunters finish...

Morty got a deer today, so now his hunting is done, He packaged up his venison, and locked away his gun, His freezer is full of venison and ...

At deer camp, we eat our spaghetti and chili dinners, Then off to the local bar, and we party like sinners, First we eat Bob's good brow...

I drove way up north to our deer camp, and it was most insane, My friends all went to a secret deer camp, via an aeroplane, I sat by the fir...

My grandpa once shot a big butt bear, Gramps made a rug out of the bear hair, He made a throw for the bed, Even a wig for his head, That gav...

I signed a purchase agreement, and bought a tiny, country lot, All it has for a bathroom is a deer blind, and a two quart pot, There is no p...