LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I studied corporate finance, also quantum physics too, I got a job in banking, managed money, for people like you, Then the securities marke...

The last boy to sell bananas, sold them on the main city street, He made money selling bananas, because they are good to eat, He stole them ...

My banker informed me, I'm quickly going broke, it would seem, Nobody is investing, in my coins that are known as meme The coins display...

I have two long essays, to write, and turn in today, If I don't  get them done, I'll fail, my professors say, There is a new, greate...

I invested in some stocks, and that felt crazy, nice, I never quite realized, I was just rolling fixed dice, I lost all of my money, Got div...

I failed all my finals and flunked out of college school, I went to work for my uncle, who does dye and tool, In my 40th year, Claimed my pe...

I thought I had a gold tooth that was crusty, Turns out it was tin and went rusty, I was charged for the gold, But, tin I was sold, Couldn...

I set up a shop that sold only snake oils, I claimed they cured rabies, red roids and, lip boils, But, the authorities, they care, Said, ...