LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Fishing steelhead on the river, right at the cusp of the winter-spring, There's snow on the ground and that river sound, attractive, tha...

I built a little, tin shack to live in, down by the river, The dirt floor grows moss and mold, and the cold tin makes me shiver, When the ri...

I went fishing in a river, and all I caught were snags, So, when I went home with my buddy, he had the big brags, He caught ten fish, all ke...

I use to fish with a cane pole, and whacked the fish in the head, real fast, I scooped them up quick, into my net, because their concussion ...

Today I was taken directly to jail, For possessing too many frogs in my pail, I won't be back on the bay, Until, next Saturday, Then I w...

I always knew, that the intelligence of my math teacher, was not real, Teacher waddles all around the class, and barks and smells, like an o...

I walked to the other side of the lake, and a lion was there, He started eyeing me real good, as did his buddy, the big bear, I took my walk...

I stuck up my tent cabin, in a forest, near a beaver damed,  lake, I figured for my late night suppers, fish from the cold lake, I could tak...

I went and caught some grayling, and I fixed them with a some pinto beans, I would have flavored them with steak sauce, but for the price, I...

Trina went trolling out on a flat lake, with a big plastic worm, She kept her worm lure close to the boat, to watch the plastic worm squirm,...

I lost another crappie fish, off my hook, It was a sneaky fish, and my worm he took, My rusty, old hook, ain't very sharp, Because I use...

Every time I catch a trout, it is too dinky, so I throw it back, I want to catch a large keeper, so I can give its head a big rock whack, My...

Although our summer boat was small, and made with tin, It was the fishing vessel of myself, and twin, We'd row on the lake, To hook a fi...

The little creature floating in my stew, I caught in the lake that was colored blue, I bopped his head, so he would not come to, If he did, ...

I felt great pity for the salmon I caught from the sea, I cried when his sad eyes were begging to send him home, free, I scraped off his sca...

I have a nice pink colored pet pig, named Pinker, He fishes with a cane pole, bobber and sinker, Just like his dear, old pappy, Pinker likes...

I opened a can of applesauce, and found a little frog, The frog was cooked and mummified, sitting in a saucy bog, I did not at all hesitate,...

Pete proudly canned his fresh salmon, and put all of the cans, away, So, he could eat salmon, when the ice and snow covered the old quay, Ol...

All wide eyed, I just had to sit and wonder,  Just as the skies lit up, and then came thunder, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom The echoes of do...

I bought me some crawlers, so I could catch trout, There's big ones out there, in the streams all about, See, I write a love story, As I...