LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I went out to my chicken coup, and ran into a big bear, He had eaten all of my chickens, but I really didn't care, For the cost of a slu...

I grow red potatoes on the side of a steep hill, Most people can't quite stand up straight, but I have that skill, I go hoe, hoe, hoe, h...

I bought me an old country farm to raise me free roaming sheep, Roaming sheep are so very pretty, and quite easy to keep, Here is the real d...

I taught my entire coup of chickens, to poop on the peonies, Poop is a great fertilizer, and the resulting flowers, do please, Peonies cover...

This years tomatoes, did not attain the size, big, The foul taste was like an ancient, rotten, pine twig, The plants were of bad seed, I thi...

I once had a big green, boil, looming large on my right forearm, The doctor cut the boil off, leaving a scar for chit, chat charm, I then gr...

My dear neighbor, has a herd of fat goats, He collects their poop in plastic, blue totes, He makes many a big buck, When his totes fill up a...

I took some local art classes, and what did I find? The other students were critics, and they were unkind, I complained to the teacher, She ...

It got so dog gone cold, my pigs all froze, I sold them all before, the market close, Just a pound and a pee, Was the price they gave me, En...

Once upon a time, there was a pig, named Hannibal, He liked eating bacon, and was called a cannibal, On one nice, sunny, fine day, He fell a...

After the farm hay, I put away,🚜🌄 An October rainbow made my day,🌈 I picked my pumpkin patch,🎃 It was a record batch,💲 Some bugs ate my...

There was a busy beaver that chewed on my hickory, He chewed right through the hard, hardwood, then downward fell my  tree, It fell upon my ...

I had lots of sheep, a massive white flock, I watched them like a hawk, around the clock, Neighbors needed to eat, Neighbors saw all my meat...

There was a wart, and it would not die, It was growing on Lenny's left thigh, The wart grew real big, Then out hatched a pig, Then Lenny...

Crazy Elmer had no roof, to keep his chickens warm and cozy, Then every time the winter came, his poor chickens all got frozey, So Elmer too...

I decided to raise fish in the ponds on my farm, I figured it couldn't do anyone any harm, But a catfish got so big, He swallowed my pri...

I went to the barn and found some moist, chocolate cake, It was laying in hay, still a big piece I did take, It was a trifle bit runny, And ...

I wanted to grow only cash crops, I planted that corn seed that pops, But the sun got so hot, The seed popped on the spot, Crows are eating ...

I got depressed when I got left by my Phil, So I got me some dill seeds and grew me some dill, My licenced dill farm, Done no one no harm,  ...

Dave went out into the woods to poach his self some eggs, The eggs had baby chicks within, complete with little legs, That made Dave feel re...