LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Bugs have entered my long beard, and their winter eggs, they have laid, The bugs know their eggs are safe, until Spring Sol contact is made,...

I use to have four giant, sharp claws, They gave other clawed monsters, a big pause, Opponents got rip shredded, Disarmed, and then beheaded...

I looked down from a bridge, and saw a huge dinosaur, He was fighting a grizzly; it was an animal war, The big grisly got on top, Gave old d...

There was a dead, bearded miller, on my kitchen windowsill, I knew he was completely dead, because he laid there, dead still, Dead bugs, put...

Adam was a cute little troll, a cute little troll, like me, Then our Adam grew to be six feet tall, by the age of three, At four, Adam playe...

My family doctor really likes the blood worm, in the moon of March, He also said blood worms are tricky, if you eat a lot of starch, Starch ...

There's a crawlspace underneath the old, stone barn, Something bad lives there, and if it gets you, Darn! It has sharp, smelly claws, Bi...

I am a little orange beetle, climbing up a sandy hill, I am crunching on some little seeds; can't seem to get my fill, Once at the top, ...

I'm a big, old fire-breathing dragon, who lives up on the hill, I scare those pesky pilgrims, who sneak up upon me, for their thrill, I ...

What happened to the animals in the zoo? When they closed the old zoo, some animals flew, Other animals, it's said, Became a stew, for d...

The great Ann Arbor Dragon turned himself into stone, For he ate sixty tons of pure, crunchy human bone, What's acceptable to eat, Is on...

Dragons will eat nothing but fatty, red meat, Their fat clogged arteries won't let their hearts beat,  The dragons are always joking, Th...

There is a very young dragon, his name is Mickey, Mickey will snot on his victims and that is icky, He don't breath fire, Friends are hi...

There was a boogeyman who hung around a boogey-bog, He had a big boogey-cat, and a little boogey-dog, He drank boogey-beer, He ate boogey-de...

I walked outside into the darkness, because I heard a loud noise, I ran into the boogeyman, and he was playing with my toys, He had my leaf ...

Today my dear, pretty mama unicorn, Had a precious, little corn baby born, The baby corn was stuck, From mama, I did pluck, I pulled out the...

Now that we zombies have won the last of all wars, We are eating the living to settle old scores, The living killed zombies, like dad, That ...

The beast that lives in Sumer Valley, Eats the peasants, quite a tally, He will jelly them for toast, Or for dinner, a lamb roast, With pitc...

Little Ginger was a furry, She was a mouse not in a hurry, She moved slowly, tap tap, Got stuck in a glue trap, Then the furry started to wo...

Kayzears the dragon popped out of an egg, As soon as she popped, she ate my left leg, The kids hid in a box, Kayzears was smart as a fox, Af...