LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My friend, had a big, pretty yellow, sailboat, It was pretty new, because it still could float, We sailed one day, Up to Saginaw Bay, That...

Jimmy took a big ferry boat, out to see the amazing, Michigan, Sioux Locke's, The Sioux Locke's were so very frightening to see, Jim...

I was on some wicked water skies, When attacked by vicious honey bees, The bees attacked my pale, naked knees, The poison made my leg muscle...

Tammy let everyone know that she was a G.O.A.T The greatest of all time, at sailing a sailing boat, Her jealous brother, Doug, Pulled her bi...

I once had a submarine, and I drove it through the sea, Once on the other seaside, they threw a parade for me, I rode on a big float, For dr...

I decided to navigate some lagoons, So, on my new sports car I rigged some pontoons, The plan was going my way, Until, I got to a bay, I fou...

My little boat's motor went over the side, It happened so fast that I just let it slide, Of course it rains and it pours, I forgo...

I was out in my aluminum boat, I drank sodas that made my belly bloat, Then up-chucked the sea, Swamping my boat and me, Soda gas kept my bo...

My little, tiny, teeny ship, Twelve feet of metal and the side had a rip, I just left the dock, A wave made my ship rock, Then over, my ...

It's name was Flotilla, and that was my boat, It was pontooned with pop bottles that held air, and could float, Then way out on the bay,...

I was having a yacht party, But my boat, it sank at sea, My guests got mad at me, They got all wet, and gee, The sharks came and we...

Barney traveled upriver in a fancy canoe, He traveled real fast, because the canoe was brand new, But he ran into a dock, And that cleaned h...

To my boat I always stay tethered, For, I tend to fall overboard when I'm weathered, Not from the winds and the gail, But, from my ke...

My little pontoon boat has sprung a big leak, So, in seaweed on the lake bottom a refuge I seek, And, all the fish way down there, Give m...

My wife said our water-ski trip was the worst, I then felt so bad that I thought I would burst, I said it was sunny, She said it’s not f...