LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

 A mean, mangy, sick-a-dee, wick-a-dee, nasty, creepy witch, Cast a vindictive spell upon me, that made my toenails itch, When wearing socks...

A witch put a horrible curse upon my goldfish, Fred, Turned Fred into a gator, and Fred tried to eat me dead, Although I tried to beg, Fred ...

I suffered just terrible, from an unending itch, I went to the deep forest to see a wicked witch, All that she did have, Was a small jar of ...

There was a little green warlock, and he owned a small shoe, He rented it to an old lady with kids, quite a few, The kids had some great fun...

Boil, boil my plum pudding, A witch's brew when a coven's hooding, A sacrifice in the woods, A farmer's live goods, On t...

I decided to hide all night, Halloween, Witches, vampires, werewolves are just not my seen, Then, down from the sky, A martian drop...

There was an old witch on Halloween, Her hair was black, here eyes were green, She used her broom, To sweep her room, Her home was excep...

The October full moon gives Sam a shaking scare, Sam fears a monster or zombie, instead of just a mean bear, Sam can't go to sleep, When...

There were three flying monkeys sent by the Wicked Witch of the West, They were just three flying monkeys but, they were the wicked Witch...