CURSE OF THE WICK-A-DEE WITCH

 A mean, mangy, sick-a-dee, wick-a-dee, nasty, creepy witch,

Cast a vindictive spell upon me, that made my toenails itch,

When wearing socks and shoes,

Itchy toenails? You lose,

My wish is that her nice clean broom, crash lands in a deep, wet ditch.