LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Because the airlines operate on a massive delay, I missed a meeting and got a big reduction in pay, In fact, I was  fired, That wasn't d...

I'm shooting a world killing missile to Mars, To blast it into one trillion, sweet candy bars, With tasty bars to eat, I'll quit ove...

There was an ancient, slow train that did not like to go fast, It had a steam engine built in some century, long past, The coal fuel caused ...

I drove my car up to the train tacks, in a little, rural town, I looked for the train one way, up, and the other way, I looked down, I geare...

There is a big, mighty, green sea serpent, and his name is Moe,🐉 He swims alongside everywhere, my little boat will go,🚣 Sometimes I get r...

I needed gum from a gum store, and I needed to get there really quick, The only transport I could legally drive, was grandpa's old pogo ...

I have a bicycle built for two, Of course, my backseat broke off on you, Because you nag talk, I'll just let you walk, And I'll bike...

I bought a little motorbike, so I could journey into town, The flying bugs splat me in the face, and that makes me have a frown, In town, my...

There was a little pixie named Mike, He traveled my porch riding a bike, Riding bike was the sin, That caused the porch to cave in, Now when...

My bicycle got ran over by a big truck, A good fix would cost me many a saw buck, My bike's in the trash, I saved lots of cash, Now I ju...

I played with my quite doggy, and I caught a case of mange, Then when I went to work, people looked at me real strange, Someone made a big f...

When the winter cold, frostbites the frail bones, And makes fingers ache, that tap on iPhones, When a missed homeward ride, Means a slow wal...

There was a blasted lightning strike, It blew apart my motorbike, I didn't at all care,  I had one to spare, It has three wheels, and ca...

I decided to ride my motor scooter into town, But I went way too slow, and I quickly got run down, The first car really hurt, The second cau...

My old pickup truck, it runs like flirtin', It takes you so far but, that's not for certain, It has starts and stops, It booms,...