LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

 A mean, mangy, sick-a-dee, wick-a-dee, nasty, creepy witch, Cast a vindictive spell upon me, that made my toenails itch, When wearing socks...

I decided to be a wizard, and a wizard I would be, I caught three newts and a red lizard, then steeped them in my mint tea, I drank down the...

I'm a reformed, great powers witch, but a back slider, Because I turned a fly into a big, black spider, The evil deed was all done, My w...

There was a little green warlock, and he owned a small shoe, He rented it to an old lady with kids, quite a few, The kids had some great fun...

There was an old witch who lived up on the hill, Every fall, all the pretty flowers they'd kill, Then when the plants were all bare, Col...

I went down to The Chicken Freak to get me some dip and chicken, I caught them preparing their secret dip, that included a spell of Wiccan, ...