LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I have a pet snapping turtle, named Miss Jeanie Cross, If I don't feed her enough potatoes, Jean goes boss, She bosses me out the door, ...

When my buddy has been eating tuna, he has a tell, His breath has a nasty, pungent type of exhaust, to smell, My buddy's breath makes ey...

I dislike it when the Spring clock gets moved forward, one hour, It clearly disrupts my time traveler super power, It hurts my quantum brain...

Gary the dentist and Gary the house fly, Roomed together in a townhouse in the sky, Once Dr. Gary copped a tude, So flying Gary got rude, He...

Benny took my pretty trumpet, and dropped it on the floor, Then, Benny took my trumpet, and nailed it to the  backdoor, Benny gets so very m...

I went home to my little shack that was all made of candy, I had to repair it all the time, because of my billy goat, named Randy, Randy eat...