LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My backpack was full of candy bars, filled with chocolate cream, The squirrels that were following me, had developed a scheme, I was a nerd,...

My grocery cart was full of real cinnamon, thin sticks, Used for flavoring cocoa, and occasional, tongue licks, What is the big deal? With p...

I traveled far to reach Michigan, I am a robin red breast, I desperately need to find a mate; I really need to nest, I'll soon be full o...

I decided to get my Christmas tree early, Because by Christmas they'll all be gone, surely, I cut it down in the woods, And against my o...