LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I went begging for food at Santa's house, and Santa gave me a job, He said I had to work to eat, and I should stop being a begging slob,...

I don't like playing the Ducky, Ducky Goosey game, I'm a bit chubby, and heavy, and my legs go lame, I'm a little bit tall, So, ...