LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I have two uncles, they are twins, named Zeek and Eek, When they saw pretty girls, they would sneak a peek, The girls thought the peek was a...

I did not notice his mass food intake, At my deceased ma's memorial wake, He ate it all, My Uncle Paul, The pie, the doughnuts and the c...

I went to vote on this sunny day, I could vote what I wanted to say, The parking was real tight, I got into a fight, I went to jail, and tha...

Jon took his two favorite fingers, and stuck them deep in the pie, Someone caught him committing the crime, with their big green watery eye,...

Someone was picking their nose, And, wiping it allover their clothes, Mama got mad, Nose picker got sad, I told everyone, and that added to ...

I invited a ferret over for dinner, but he was not very nice, He was always chattering and chattering, and gave my youngest lice, And in my ...

I went to the temple, Ding Dong, To meet a big hairy dude named King Kong, King Kong was rude, He belched eating food, And farted while play...

Donny's fingers were all sticky, Because he made cookie dough and did a finger licky Of course he's a gross dude, And at best, he...

My neighbors went feral again,🐺🐅🐅🐶🐱🐘🐂🐗 They ate all my pigeons and kin,👩‍👩‍👧‍👧👩‍👦‍👦👩‍👧👨‍👦‍👦👩‍👩‍👧‍👧 They ate my sugar...

Jim cut the cheese before every meal, To most of the family, Jim's cheese had no appeal, But he always made more,  Had an abundant store...