LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I am so mad at my neighbor for stealing my bestest, favorite book, It is about a queen cheating on the king, with the handsome bishop, and r...

I went into the woods, and saddled a wild bear, I rode him into town, and tied him up in the square, At the store, while I was inside, A guy...

I lost the house election, now I must leave my home to go sleep, I was accused of teasing the new dog; I got labeled, a creep, The 5 kids na...

I washed down a crusty, dry doughnut, with a soda pop, I started to puke, and was observed, by a passing cop, The cop took me to jail, Where...

I went out canoeing this morning, and ran into a big, beaver damn, The beaver saw me and started hissing, I saw him, and thought, Easter ham...

When I asked the judge for bail, the judge said he would deny, He said I could not defend, the bad things that I did try, I did have a witne...

In my public hanging, I was gallows, displayed, Fortuitous, I had a knife with a sharp blade, With death, I could not coupe, So, I cut my ne...