LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My family scrapes up roadkill all day and all night, long, While we scrape up our sweet dinner, we sing this roadkill song, Fur, skin, bones...

People have no meat and people have no gruel, Kids lick chalk off the blackboard, for lunch at school, This is a real poor town, Unless, you...

I went out canoeing this morning, and ran into a big, beaver damn, The beaver saw me and started hissing, I saw him, and thought, Easter ham...

My trailer was surrounded by mean, billy goats, They came ashore at the lakefront, in motor boats, I knew I couldn't win, As they chewed...

Jimmy thought the night was going real nice, Then he got to itching on his head lice, He scratched and bled, By morn he was dead, He was con...

My pet gator had those food, lustful eyes, When upon my pet turtle, he spies, It was a sure fate, That my turtle got ate, He tasted good in ...

There was a giant monkey fox sitting in the woods, He was chewing on the bones of some Red Ridding Hoods, And, boy those bones were good, Be...

Along came two cutie bear cubs, They were so cute I gave them intense belly rubs, Then along came their maw, She gave me her claw, The three...