LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I bought some asparagus for my Christmas dinner, and I covered it with cheese, I dripped over the asparagus dish,  some bacon grease for a r...

I bought a fat goose and I named him Christmas, so now he is our Christmas goose, Each morning I kick him out of the kid's bed, and in t...

My family came over for dinner and hugs, I love them so much, in their food I put bugs, With a heave and and ho, To my bathroom they go,  I ...