LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Christmas is coming, instead of goose, we are going to eat rat, My sister has a BB gun, and she knows where the rats are at, By day, they...

We were so very thankful on Thanksgiving, for the delivery of pizza pie, Pizza is so much easier, than making traditional food; it made my m...

My rhubarb pie came out real squishy, Cousin Tim, wouldn't eat it, nor would cousin Trishy, Uncle Bob ate it, and got really sick, ...

I went for the turkey and the vicious turkey, went for me, One would be dinner the other, a tomorrow would not see, We fought and we fought ...

A terrible ghost is haunting my house, It's the guy I had poisoned when he was my spouse, So gassy is he, Makes my eyes watery, And, he...