LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My shoes are failing, and falling completely apart, I wrapped them up with duct tape, but they didn't look too smart, I hired my cousin,...

All my pretty feet, are turning a real dark green, Maybe there's a problem, with my flip, flopping spleen, Is green a sign of foot woe? ...

I had a cabbage, growing in my tennis shoe, That a cabbage could grow there, I just never knew, It started crowding my toes, I picked it, an...

Some shoes bend left, some shoes bend right, Shoes hurt like a chainsaw, if too tight, My toes come in twos, To fit left-right shoes, Shoes ...