LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Onto my left breast, I pinned a shiny tin star, I'm tracking porch pirates, down the street with my car, Many sidewalks, far away, I fou...

Steve was a porch pirate who was very lucky, He threw boxes from porches into the back.of his trucky, Presents Steve got from his hood, Made...

Three porch pirates walked into a bar, Each showed their biggest porch pirating scar, One lost two fingers to a machete, Another lost his pe...

Mossy my milk cow, she pulled Santa's sleigh, That's because the reindeer had all run away, Santa had gained many a pound, The sleig...