LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I was planning on using my cash earned from potatoes, To fund my winter trip, to the Marvelous Barbados, Of course, my potatoes this year,...

I climbed up a tree to hunt deer with my bow, A big buck I targeted and was good to go, But, the tree where I sat, Was the home of a bat,...

There once was this polar bear, his name was Moe, He had a hunger for every little doe, Moe would watch them and drool, An obsessed dumb bea...

I like to decorate Christmas trees outside in the snow, And, watch the colored bulbs in the sunshine glow, But, watch out for the...

My garden was all full of rocks, But it grew the most beautiful big hollyhocks, Then along came a deer, Who ate without fear, Until I us...

Macy is a white tailed deer, She crosses traffic when it's clear, She will wait for days, She will look both ways, That's why Ma...

As I sit perched in my tin, wheeled villa, Looking down from atop my hilla, Onto a highway all curvy derby Along comes prancing a deer named...

Two little deer sat on a hill in the woods, They were watching over their delicious green goods, There were gardens of beans below, The d...

A rattlesnake wanted a beer, I told him to go bite a deer, He bit me instead, Now I am half dead, He drank the beer that was here.