LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I took the tiny eyes from a newt, then that newt could not see, Then that blind, angry, old newt, put an evil curse upon me, I was making a ...

 A mean, mangy, sick-a-dee, wick-a-dee, nasty, creepy witch, Cast a vindictive spell upon me, that made my toenails itch, When wearing socks...

My granny use to be a very naughty, nasty, mean witch, She gave nice people lots of pimples, and made those pimples itch, She'd sell a c...

I knew a pretty, young witch named, Wanda Bell, She wished up demons from her deep wishing well, One gave pa a pox, Caused ma to detox, I to...

My foot stepped upon a toadstool, now I feel like a toad, I have this inclination, to sun myself out in the road, First I'll eat a coupl...

I live in a village where witches are banned, So, Sunday burnings of found witches is planned, The witches curse us and wiggle, As we towns ...