LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I went begging for food at Santa's house, and Santa gave me a job, He said I had to work to eat, and I should stop being a begging slob,...

The little chipmunk drank milk from his bowl, while eating a berry, Then along came buzzing around, a mean, old bumblebee fairy,  The BBF ga...

Someone broke my pogostick, and J am hooting mad,😡 When I find out who did it, they will be so sad,😭 I'll tell them they smell like fe...

My boss kicked me hard, down the unemployment path, Because my employer required I do math, But not too long out the door, I got work moping...

Donny was a really mean, awful git, Donny had a big bulldog, he called Pit, Donny teased him with meat,  But wouldn't let poor Pit eat, ...

After creepy Mitch harvested all of his carrots, He found no room in the house, for two squawking parrots, Mitch left the parrots outside, T...

The three siblings were allowed back into the school, They had been suspended, for breaking every rule, Restricted to gym classes, Forbidden...

I put an earring in my left ear, It was gold, and financially dear, But along came this Frankie, He gave my earring a yankey, The pain made ...

My spaceship disassembled as I journeyed toward the moon, They launched it in bad weather, and probably way too soon, It rattled really bad,...

I was told that dinosaurs never existed, I was told my brain was evil and twisted, That was such bad news, That I sang the blues, For that m...