LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Jimmy got a job as a taxi driver, after being fired from the city bus, Jimmy grossed out all his cab fares, because he was always popping pi...

My uncle built his beautiful home, out of forest, wattle wood, It took my uncle nearly 10 years, because he wattled it good, In a summer sto...

Invaders from space cut and laid massive stone blocks, They stacked them real high, like a toddler stacks toy blocks, Traveled billions of m...

Some people build themselves a beautiful home, Sometimes with a straight roof, sometimes with a dome, Well, I gave it a whack, I built me a ...

I nailed two boards together, but methinks those boards I should have screwed, I did not have screws or a screwdriver, so I hammered and nai...

I hired elves,  To build some shelves, They are boards of wood, They've held up good, They stand eights x twelves.

I had no nails to nail my tree house boards, So I tied them to branches with electric cords, Then my brother Dog Found an electrical plug, T...