LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I can't get insurance to cover the product I make, ginger beer, If a bunch of consumers drink it, and then die, that could cost me dear,...

I tickle my fabulous, street lemonade, with a few drops of bee honey, That is why my fresh, sweet lemonade stand, always makes big gross pro...

I sold trinkets off a beautiful, festooned, trinket trolley, I shared the business with my slow motion, Cousin Wally, I became really, reall...

I eat only noodles, because that's what I can afford, My only light is a small lamp, that plugs in with a chord, My car was taken early ...

My condo down in Florida, the big bank has whisked away, I lost my money in the stock market; it is not my day, I'll move to an Island, ...

I went into a public restroom, and it needed multiple cleans, The white floor was all covered, with chicken livers, and bluegill fish, splee...

I was up on the main stage, showing off my whistling ways, I whistle real good, and at major concert venues, it pays, I whistled, "Swee...

Jimmy became the cut meat, corporate king, when he stretched out his belly, Jimmy's secret to success, was eating bagels from the nearby...

My savings has become awfully low, It seems to be a big negative grow, In some crypto that rocks, I bought iconic stocks, They've been n...

I was raising expensive little corals in my guppy, fishy tank,  I wanted to sell corals for money, and put the money in the bank,    But, th...

Bill penned out a song that was extraordinary, real nice, He made the melody on his harmonica, device, The record was a go, And, Bill loved ...

The gross profit results looked extremely odd, So, I took it to my accountant, named Todd, He said someone's been stealing, From the til...

There are sharks in all Michigan lakes, They attack tourists on vacation breaks, A shark took off my leg, So, I carves me a peg, Now, I hunt...

MY LEMONADE STAND The lemonade I sold was not from good juice, My customers complained that their bowls got too loose, And, one lady...

I bought a large stretch of real estate on planet Mars, I opened a dealership to sell electric cars, The Martians would not buy, Claimed the...

Pansy was a beaver, and she dove for fish all day, Nancy had a clever, and cleaned fish down by the bay, Pansy sold Nancy fresh fish, Chef H...

MY LEMONADE STAND The lemonade I sold was not from good juice, My customers complained that their bowls got too loose, And one lady ...

Because I live in Tennessee, I drank moonshine till I couldn't see, Then mamma gave me a slap, Said I was a drunk, just like pap, He...

I went to see witches to buy magic brew, Alas, they hit me on the head and threw me into their stew, It wasn't so bad, Between the potat...