LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Today, I went to a doctor, and he insisted I was brain dead, He was a specialist, so I had to agree, with all that he said,  My brain is dea...

I kept a couple of zombies in my basement, for fun, I fed them orange Jello, and pickled pigs feet on a bun, They ate my wife, a librarian, ...

In the streets the zombies roamed,  Their mouths were drooling while nostrils foamed, But, I valued my hide, So, I stayed inside, An...

I was attacked by zombies, and they were my kith and kin, They opened my head, ate my brains like sardines in a tin, Fed kids who were poor,...

Some zombies eat brains, ears, noses and guts, I know a zombie that eats only pistachio nuts, He eats in the stores, Spills most on the floo...

There were nothing but zombies left on my street, They were all looking for someone with big brains to eat, But, because I don't dig t...

At the end of the world I moved into a box, I ran out of beer so, I was forced to detox, Detox made me ache and cry, So, when a zombie came ...

A zombie came up to my door, And, sold me life insurance until I was poor, He put me in my place, As he chewed on his own face, So, I go...

A zombie came up to my door, And, sold me life insurance until I was poor, He put me in my place, As he chewed on his own face, So, I go...