LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Jim has a weed whacker in his firm, big, right hand, Jim will weed whack, until weed whacking is all banned, Jim will whack a little here, J...

When winter snows start their blowing, My bad attitude starts showing, I hate snowmen, I kick them in, Spring grass, I'd rather be mowin...

When I dug a hole to plant a red maple tree, Oops!  I cut the cable to my cable TV, But, the cut electrical wire, Which caused a neighbor...

The seeds of weeds have taken their toll, They've seeded the great hills and the big valley bowl, Of course, now the lawns are all w...