LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Kappie is a not too happy boy, a miserable old boy is he, He always lifts great weights, eats powdered drinks, but real flimsy, Kappie be, A...

My buddy ate two pounds of tasty, dried plum, I told my buddy, he should only eat some, It was at the local town gym, My bud lost all foods,...

I turned into blubber by taking the cabs, So, I went to the gym to build up my abs, I turned my soft blubber, Into a hard rubber, I changed ...

I tried a little exercise, and I hurt my back, I had to lay flat on the floor of my shack, Finally, I grabbed the doorknob on the door, And ...

I decided to workout at the gym, I got covid and the outlook was grim, I soon died from those germs, Became food for the worms, It's wha...

There were some stink bugs in my shoes, Now, my footsies are bad news, I got banned from the gym, I thought I'd clean off with a swim Bu...