LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I turned into blubber by taking the cabs, So, I went to the gym to build up my abs, I turned my soft blubber, Into a hard rubber, I changed ...

I get up and get me ready for work, I'm just a humble, grocery store clerk, I take seven minutes to ready, Then have a coffee with dear,...

While ma worked as a seamstress for grocery pay, Grandma watched Dorothy each and every day, Dorothy was real small, Grandma, big and tall, ...

I went to the Fair to work in a booth, Got attacked by a mare that kicked out my tooth, Then, a sow ate my toes, A goat bit off my nose, I s...

On Labor Day I don't like to work, Being unemployed gives me that perk, And, who wants the money, When the day is so sunny, Besides,...