LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Out upon a bit of sea water, I took my boat for fish to slaughter, But, I hit a big wave, Found a watery grave, Where I fed a hungry sea...

I was out in my aluminum boat, I drank sodas that made my belly bloat, Then up-chucked the sea, Swamping my boat and me, Soda gas kept my bo...

Sammy's sandcastle was built too close to the sea, Along came a whitecap and it ceased to be, Sammy was ticked, Not for the location ...