LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I shopped, and  bought a little metal, fishing boat, and I named it Rim Tim Tin, It was made of tin can-like aluminium, and the aluminium wa...

I went down to New Zealand to see what was new, The waves were real splashy, and the water was blue, There were giant mountains on Cook, I t...

Way down at the very bottom of the great blue bay, The fish installed some potties, to send their poop away, It's good for fishes, and m...

Deep, deep down in Lake Michigan water, where it is horribly, dark, I swam straight into the big, smelly belly, of a hammerhead, shark, In t...

Two little mink ran around the lake, eating dead fish that washed up on the shore, The little mink ran into a bobcat, then the two little mi...

My pet goldfish Larry, only has one big fin, He swims real funny, when he surfaces for din, His bowl sits on the floor, Right behind the fro...

Tilly raised his pirate flag, above his dingy, that sat out on the bay, When Tilly rowed toward a victim, they would lift up anchor, and dri...

With a Michigan moose, I formed a real tight bond, We both liked to chew on weeds, in a holding pond, To make pond weeds to be tasty, Do not...

Trina went trolling out on a flat lake, with a big plastic worm, She kept her worm lure close to the boat, to watch the plastic worm squirm,...

Four dudes, sitting by some flames at the beach, were eating sweet corn, After fire toasting, they used butter and salt, to adorn, It was co...

Tammy let everyone know that she was a G.O.A.T The greatest of all time, at sailing a sailing boat, Her jealous brother, Doug, Pulled her bi...

There is a big, mighty, green sea serpent, and his name is Moe,🐉 He swims alongside everywhere, my little boat will go,🚣 Sometimes I get r...

I got attacked by a big bull shark, and he chewed off both of my legs, My best buddy Rusty, found some hickory, and whittled me two pegs, Th...

There's a serpent living out in our great bay, In the winter, that's where the serpent will stay, Don't go out in a boat,  He wi...

Goldfish Rhonda, walked on her tale, out of the sea, She brought me gold, so I could wear bling and watch tv, I made buttered popcorn, She h...

I went diving in a nasty cesspool, desperate to come clean, It made my face all pucker up, so I used mamas Maybelline, The cess got in my be...

I woke up this morning without hands, arms or feet, Instead, I had flippers; how am I supposed to eat? I flopped down to the bay, I feel bet...

Seven little men walked way out upon the frozen lake, They had gone there to see how many fishies they could take, Three of the men, they dr...

There were three bears, not use to woeing, They traveled in a tin boat, by rowing, They came to some falls, They made, "Help, Help...

The great monster in Skedgemog Lake, The souls of innocents he take, He feeds on flesh and never cake, Old Skeggy the monster in Skedg...