LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I went to vote in a primary, And found my choices were binary, Either a one or a zero, No choice for a hero, I should have wasted my tim...

In the election I don't know how to vote, All the politicians just seem so remote, I guess I'll vote for the best dancers, Maybe ...

On election day I din't capitulate, And, vote for any names approved by the state, So, I wrote my own in, Oh wow, what a sin, I'...