LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I directed the local, township choir, For each tunes perfection, I did aspire, If the notes sounded extremely bad, I sent email, with emoji,...

I bought me some records that they call LP, They make lots of noise, which makes a happy me, I heard a trumpet toot, toot, And, the peep, pe...

I was an artificial intelligence, until I got fired, People asked me to do lots of kooky stuff, but I got tired, I answered all questions wi...

Billy had turtle feet, He couldn't dance to a beat, German opera he could sing, A falsetto voice, he'd make ring, Provided Billy had...

I gave my pig a real fair choice, Become a ham or use his voice, His tenor voice was brilliant, Really opera resilient, Now, his ride is...