LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I bit into a big bun hamburger, but no beef was there, I like tasting cow blood; I like my hamburger, living rare, The burger was a veggie, ...

My plant based protein tasted like glue, I shouldn't have bought it, but who knew? I fried it in a pan, It turned brown from tan, I mixe...

I went down the road to the store, to get me some soy, I found lots of products, making me one happy boy, I found soy that was gooey, And so...

I'm eating artificial meat, It tastes like turkey; at least the feet, It chews like gum, That's been shared with some, And, the smel...

My friend Carey gave me some vegan nacho tomato paste, She made it from scrapings from her yard, garden waste, I don't know what ...