LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

There once was a little pink ghost, who liked to drink cold iced tea, Every time he drank it, it ran through him faster than pee, I refused ...

My little doggie, he got free, And on the carpet took a pee, Right there for everyone to see, Darker than the spilled coffee, I hope he does...

Nero drank soda pop all week long, He would not stop, did not know it was wrong, But, then late at night, His bed felt not quite right, And,...