LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Mark ate pigs-feet for his dinner meal, They were greasy which was the appeal, Eating lean, like turkey, Is not that tasty, Like pigs-fe...

I went to the barn and found some moist, chocolate cake, It was laying in hay, still a big piece I did take, It was a trifle bit runny, And ...

Jean ate pancakes all soaking with grease, Although, she knew that she'd soon "Rest In Peace," She still scooped-up the lard...