LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My favorite gift for Christmas this year, is a big box of macaroni and cheese, My second favorite gift for Christmas this year, is a can of ...

Mr. Murphy, he retired, His other choice, was get fired, He was out of date, Would hesitate, Had no promotions, since he was hired.

They laid me off for the holiday, Said they might hire me back come next May, Why I was fired nobody would say, Of course, I call in sick ev...

Monday the 13th and I'm out of luck, No sleep so, my work day is in muck, I guzzled coffee and got wired, So much so, I got fired, And, ...