LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

On Doctor Who, it was very iconic, So I bought a screwdriver that was sonic, I broke it early today, Making a pot from some clay, Now I feel...

Little thief Edgar stole things starting with the letter "T" Be it a trinket, trombone, tether ball or TV, The item's v...

Outside it was lightning and rainy, And I didn't feel like being brainy, So I got out some chips, To widen my big hips, Watched Housewiv...

I cannot get my team spirit in gear, It's football on Sunday and I have no cheer, No ants in my pants,  To dance and shout chants, Becau...

My cable picture is pixeled, My dish picture's all haze,                 My antennae big booster,           Boosted my TV with a b...