LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Area bear watchers have gotten their wish, There's a bear around here searching for some nutrish, He loves smelly containers, Like...

There was a small sunfish named Ray, He lived way out in the great bay, He fell in love with a blue whale, Named Darlene Abigail, And th...

I bought 10 cases of tuna on a Black Friday deal, That's 120 meals, eating one can for each meal, So, this winter I'll feast, Eating...

I go down to the beach to pick up tuna,  I work under the light of old Luna, And, although the tuna is rotten and dead, They keep my fam...

For my little goldfishy's sake, I forgo eating all tuna stake, He's comforted to see, No fish ate by me, He can't see the salmon...

I went to the grocery store to buy some tuna fish, They only let me have two cans but, three was my wish, The tuna order was short that ...

It's the day after Christmas and what is my wish, But, to cut open a can of some flaked tuna fish, After a big Christmas dinner, Tu...