LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

They said "bye, bye", to their lollipops, when their lollipops were no more, The pops were cute colored, and fruit flavored, causi...

In Michigan, we have in the winter, what we call, snow bees, They hibernate in summer, and in winter make ice honeys, The public wallet is t...

I had a big pet dinosaur, and he loved my homemade scones, He would eat them by the thousands, and made loud lip smacking tones, One day whe...

Everyone loves my Christmas goat cheese, I bring some to work each year, as a smell tease, Sometimes it ain't right, And, empties bowels...

It's a full moon on Christmas Eve, and you'd better watch yourself, Or you could be eaten, by a thing called Santa's elf, Cannib...

I groomed this Christmas tree, It's near pretty as a bee, It's understood, That all it's wood, My fireplace will see.