LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I like to eat fresh crawdads, and put fresh crawdads in my stew, I add some peppers, and grind some spice, and share my stew with you, My pu...

I always go for ice cream cones to the Mancelona Mall, They pile chocolate ice cream high, at least half a foot tall, They dab on some pinki...

I fell down out of a coconut tree, Picking a nut that was talking to me, The nut said, "I am a picker. Are you a coconut licker?" ...

Big Denny fell down out of a coconut tree, Then got buried by tree nuts, and stung by a bee, Some runny coconut milk, Stained Denny's  s...

I went to the cheese factory to buy me cheese, The prices were high and the displays a cheese tease, So I had to buy, Each favor to try, I w...

I bought twenty-six pounds of candy bars for my Halloween, I'm not sharing any of them, because I'm greedy and mean, I am no silly f...

I wanted an ice cream cone, but they make me look fat, So I had my little bro eat one, while I watched and sat, With delicious surprise, The...

The only way my brain finds peace, Is eating bananas fried in bacon grease, They taste so good, The main food in my hood, We use them for st...

What flavor is the mushroom? Methinks the mushroom flavor bold, What value is the flavor? For morals it's sterling and gold, Mo...