LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Way down at the very bottom of the great blue bay, The fish installed some potties, to send their poop away, It's good for fishes, and m...

Jimmy took a big ferry boat, out to see the amazing, Michigan, Sioux Locke's, The Sioux Locke's were so very frightening to see, Jim...

I went to Bohemia Michigan for some of their famous stew, It tasted quite a bit off, because it was very old, and not new, I had quite an il...

I decided to take a trip to the earth moon, My new spaceship, and I and my dog, named Baboon, My spaceship shifts by stick, We rode it there...

I owned a bed and breakfast, but only cougar came to stay, They all had lots of money, so I didn't turn any away, They dated the local g...

I got a card from Michigan, and this is what it said, That everyone in Michigan, no longer ate fried bread, A bacon grease shortage was the ...

I went on a paid safari to see lions, tigers and more, All I saw were just house cats, barn cats, and a small bore, I just saw kitties, and ...

At every fireworks display on the  4th Of July, Vampires rain down on tourists, from out of the sky, The tourists are alarmed, But not serio...

I'm a Michigan tourist guide, taking people to find swampy bugs, It's a fab, fab tour, but you must bring lunch and a couple of jugs...

In Grand Traverse Bay there are sharks who will bite, So, onto your arms and your legs hold on tight, And, best guard your head, If shark...

There's sharks in Grand Traverse Bay, Otherwise, it's a nice place to stay, But, the sharks always attack, Few swimmers come back...