LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Jimmy got locked into flossing, and flossed his front teeth every day, Jimmy thought flossing was iconic, but he lost his teeth anyway, When...

Ben made bismarks until he was fired, He didn't use the filling that was required, It was such a big  waste, He filled bismarks with ...

With the zombies I grew real tight, They even taught me how to bite, Soon, I was their boss, I made them use toothpaste and floss, N...

All food deserves a garlic dash, It makes dull food vibrant and brash, Food with garlic delights my taster, And, garlic with butter is th...