LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Ben went out hunting for deer, He just had a sharp stick for a spear, Ben found a ten point buck, But Ben had no luck, His spear failed, and...

I nailed two boards together, but methinks those boards I should have screwed, I did not have screws or a screwdriver, so I hammered and nai...

There was a little porch pirate who lived in the bushes near my stoop, I knew he was living there, because I could smell his soup, Every sin...