LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My outdoor toilet was all full of flowers, They grew well after all the rain showers, They were such a bouquet, I just let them stay, ...

After over snacking, all evening, on prunes or plums, Tension filled guests, waited in a line, to empty their tums, The pipes took in litera...

Denny had a chamber pot, made of porcelain as white as snow, Every place  that porcelain pot sat,  Denny was sure to go, When the bedroom ch...

I dug up some tree roots to make some root beer, It didn't taste too good, and my belly felt queer, I got foam on my clothes, When it ra...

Otto's tummy cramped real bad, That made Otto very sad, Then Otto did a pass, Of a hard, hard mass, It was the largest mass Otto ever ha...

I feel like a drop of pee, Floating in a turd filled sea, No one really cares for me, Because I smell like last night's tea, Flush the t...

This be the tale of Mr. and Mrs. Trotter, They liked eating raw oysters and otter, They both spent much time on the potter, They'd flush...

When your toilet sinks through your trailers floor,🚽 When there's no money for food from a store,🏬 And, if no heat you discern,😨 ...

The king took a drink from his favorite chalice, But, the drink was filled with a bacterial malice, The king was a dope, Didn't...